Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Review: The Grey

If you, good reader, intend on seeing John Carnahan's THE GREY, please do not go into it expecting non-stop, blood-pumping, man-fist-on-wolf-face action; otherwise, you will surely be disappointed. However, that is not to say that this movie isn't striking in other ways.



With THE GREY, Director John Carnahan has fashioned an beautiful, dark, profound man vs. nature vs. beast tale. Liam Neeson gives one of his most subtle performances as a sharp shooter hired to keep hungry wolves from attacking the workers at an Alaska oil refinery. He and a handful of the refinery's employees get stranded out in the middle of the Alaskan wilderness after one of the most intense plane crash scenes that I have seen in a long while.

Frightened and unacquainted with the wild, the guys seemingly become the main focus of a pack of wolves that may or may not be "passing through." Fortunately for them, Neeson is well versed in the way of the wolf because of his job as a sharp shooter and soon becomes their very own "alpha male." 

The similarities between the instinctive wolf pack and the raw nature of man is omnipresent and as the survivors press on, we get a little insight into who these guys are and what each of them are still fighting for. These are a couple of the many deep, poetic themes that Director John Carnahan puts upon and engages the audience with, taking this film far above any ordinary escapism.

To aid in taking this film above ordinary escapism is the talented cast who makes every line emotionally engaging: When they're laughing, we're laughing; when they're crying, we're crying, and so on. Combine this with Carnahan's ability to tell a story and the beautiful cinematography of it all and you get one of the most emotional and thought provoking films this year.

As for the ending: I know it has been getting a lot of heat from critics, but once I knew it was coming on, I could not pull my eyes away from the screen and I kept saying to myself "I hope it ends here; otherwise, where else would you end this film?" However, I have to admit that I am slightly disappointed with Carnahan's decision to add the last few seconds on after the credits. I think it ruins what the audience left to the imagination.

Friday, January 6, 2012

Review: The Devil Inside


Last year's APOLLO 18 is a strong contender for worst horror movie of 2011 and quite possibly worst movie period. Straight out of the gate this year we get THE DEVIL INSIDE and already it seems to be vying for that same title.


With the exception of a few strong performances from co-stars Simon Quarterman and Evan Helmuth, and even the possessed mother Suzan Crowley, THE DEVIL INSIDE boasts some of the most unrealistic docu-acting in recent memory. Even the lead Fernanda Andrade struggled to convince me that this stuff was actually happening to her.

The not-so-strong acting did not contribute any to the fact that this movie is not the thought-provoking commentary on science and faith that it pretends to be. Though these filmmakers take a shot or two at the Holy C and some of their questionable methods dealing with exorcisms, they never delve down past the point of somebody pointing out that: "The Church isn't going to like this..."

But perhaps the most unforgivable sin committed by this movie by these filmmakers is substituting actual scare tactics for sick, twisted deaths involving drowning a baby during an baptism and a guy shooting himself in the mouth with a policeman's handgun. These filmmakers attempt to scare the audience by disturbing them, which would work if there was a healthy balance of actual jumpy scares.

THE DEVIL INSIDE definitely earns its R-rating: it's bloody, grizzly, and demented. With that said, this movie will also undoubtedly earn a spot on my list of the most boring, most unscary, most unnecessary movies of 2012.

Monday, January 2, 2012

My Favorite 2011 Films

It's been a while, but I'm back!

Don't worry, I've been just as busy as ever seeing movies (if not, more so)! And in the process I have seen some good movies and not so good movies. Let me take some time now to reflect on the past year in movies and give you a list of my 2011 favorites.

Don't worry, you won't be seeing anything too classy like Tree of Life of The Descendants in my list (mostly because I don't care to see them).


10. ) Rubber












No reason.



9.) Insidious















Enough with the torture porn! James Wan proves that you don't need to chop people up into kibbles'n bits in order to scare an audience these days.



8.) Contagion









This movie's sick. Ha-ha. No, but seriously, it's actually pretty good.



7.) Hanna











I'm a sucker for artsy flicks- especially the good ones.



6.) Our Idiot Brother













As funny as it is heartwarming. No humorous quip here.



5.) Moneyball













Yes it's a dialouge-driven, baseball movie centered around a team that never won the big prize or amounted to anything huge in the history of sports. It's also one of the best movies of the year.



4.) Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol












If you're going to put your life on the line and dangle from the world's tallest building for your movie, you'd probably want to be absolutely sure that your movie is going to be one of the best movies of the year.


3.) 50/50














The odds that this is one of the most enjoyable films of the year is more like 100%.


2.) The Muppets












That's right, a 'Muppets' movie.


1.) Drive











The only movie I loved more than The Muppets.



Honorable Mentions: Horrible Bosses, The Beaver, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt. II, Source Code

Friday, October 28, 2011

My Favorite Scary Movies

     In the spirit of this year's Halloween, I have decided to publish the post that I am sure most (if not all) movie junkies with a blog have posted by now: A list of my favorite scary movies. However, I have decided to give my list a bit of a twist: instead of randomly listing off my favorite horror flicks, I will list a sub-genre and then pick my favorite scary movie from that sub-genre. Now, some of these movies won't be the most original choice; however, these are the horror movie that I hold near and dear to my cold, beatless heart...

Haunted House Flick

Poltergeist

I was just a young lad the first time I saw the original POLTERGEIST. Much like Carolanne, I was young and impressionable so, needless to say, I couldn't sleep for days and could not stay in the same room with a televsion that was left on while by myself. My favorite haunted house flick gets props for effectively making innocence look so creepy...


Possession Flick

The Exorcist

Now, there is a thin line seperating what exactly qualifies as a possession flick and what qualifies as a haunted house flick; sometimes they are indistinguishable. However, I decided that this is my blog and I am going to do what I want.

I had always heard how good THE EXORCIST was and how scary it was and before ever seeing it I had always thought that it was one of those movies that people remember being better than it actually is. So when I saw it I was blown away at both how good the movie is and how many times it freaked me out! If you're not scared out of your witts by the end, then you're probably the demon that inherited the little girl's body.

 
Docu-horror Flick

The Last Exorcism

One of the latest trends in horror movies today is the docu-horror flick, as made famous by THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT and the PARANORMAL ACTIVITY trilogy. Last year, THE LAST EXORCISM blended the latest trend with a classic horror movie fad- possession. The result? One of the scariest flippin' movies I have seen in theaters ever! Seriously, this movie is messed up and if the rumor of a prequel is true (which I am sure it is), I cannot wait to see it!

Slasher Flick

Halloween

Now the category of slasher was the hardest for me to decide on because slashers are my favorite sub-genre of horror, but in the end I decided to go with the movie that brought slasher films main-stream success- John Carpenter's HALLOWEEN. This film gets its props for a few things: jump starting both director John Carpenter's, as well as Scream Queen: Jamie Lee Curtis', career, establishing music's role in the world of horror movies, and last but not least, for being frickin' scary!

Maybe this list gave you a few ideas for your Halloween movie marathon?

Happy Halloween, readers!


Thursday, October 27, 2011

Review: Paranormal Activity 3

THE FOLLOWING REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILER THAT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOT SEEN THIS MOVIE.


   
 Let me be the first to say that I was never a big fan of the first 'Paranormal' movie. Like everybody else, the first time I had ever heard about it was during its original marketing campaign, which was pure genius. Shortly following, everybody and their brother was talking about this movie and how scary it was. It took two more years until I gave it a chance and saw it for myself. I was underwhelmed. I figured that if I really wanted to watch people sleep, I'd still be sharing a room with my siblings.

      However, Paranormal Activity 2 won me over with its prequel-sequel combonation and ever since then I have been looking forward to the third one. After hearing that it was going to be done by the guys who did Cat Fish, I got even more excited. However, like the first film, I was disappointed in the result.
     It starts out like any Paranormal Activity movie: a step-father/ husband figure gets a new camera which happens to be conveniently followed by strange happenings around the house. So what does he do? He sets up cameras around the house in attempts to document this paranormal activity. However, I feel that the burden has fallen upon me to report that, dispite the claims made in the trailer, we never discover the secret behind this activity.

     When the ending hit I cannot say that I was surprised (it ends like every other Paranormal Activity). However, I was still expecting a little more of an explanation outside the old: grandmother is a satanist shtick. Sure, much is left to the imagination, but when you get to the third movie in a trilogy, is that what we really want? The filmmakers could have done that with this franchise had each film been a stand-alone story, but when you try to build upon already established mythology and continue a story into a third film, the audience expects to learn a bit more about what's really going on. I mean, after all, that's what trilogies are all about, right? Going back to the beginning? Discovering something that wasn't true from the get-go? Besides, the stanic grandmother isn't anything we couldn't have picked up from the second film.

     This is a horror movie so some of the lack of story may have been forgiven had this movie actually been scary. Remember what I said about a lot of this movie being nothing but people sleeping? That wasn't an exaggeration. With the expection of a couple of jumpy scenes, this movie just drags along, leading nowhere except an to anunacceptable conclusion.